Ah. The main characters are named Christian Grey and Ana(stasia) Steele. The sporking we've been reading has taken to calling Grey "Hellspawn" because... well, they compared his backstory and actions to a certain serial killer and it was a near-perfect match. Also, he repeatedly rapes and beats Ana.

Yeah, Hellspawn is super-rich, and takes her to a fancy dinner... somewhere in Washington. I don't really remember where because, you know, lack of plot. Anyway, since people haven't actually be reading the book, they just spun a first date out of thin air and decided he took her to Paris on a jet or something, I guess.